whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

3ds more like $200 pokemon machine

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true